Pizda

I was a BAD GIRL and spent my lunch hour shopping. You can spank me later.

Got a new showerhead — the detachable kind. The pressure’s awesome.

There’s a VIP-only party @ [fill in your address here] 2nite.

TDTM (translation: text dirty to me)

Don’t do much @ the gym…save energy for L8R.

Ur picturing me (a) naked, (b) in a Jacuzzi, (c) both

Was in such a rush! 4got 2 wear a bra.

Can I bring anything 4 our d8? Wine? Chocolate sauce?

I’m in dressing room @ the mall…in a thong.

Ur ass looks gr8 in those jeans.

I’ll pole dance 4 you. U bring the pole…

Found my old cheerleading uniform. Still fits.

Had a stressful day. I NEED you to help me unwind. Wink, wink.

My roommate is out of town. Let’s throw a party tonight — for two.

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HOT kiss this a.m. Hope you can finish what you started…

Splurged at Victoria’s Secret. A girl can’t have too many lacy panties, can she?

No movies out I want to see. Other ideas for what we can do in the dark?